Play the scandal party game! By Dan Shanoff Special to Page 2 |
Faster than you can say "investigation," a new party game is sweeping the Frat Rows and off-campus apartments of colleges across the country, inspired by recent coaching extracurricular activities. Play along! (But, as always, please act responsibly ... because so many college coaches have not.)
Take one sip: AD interviewed on TV
Take one sip: There's a bar involved
Take one sip: Press conference scheduled
Take one sip: Internal investigation Social! Everybody take a sip: If anyone involved in the scandal says, "Mistakes were made."
Take one sip: Read an internet rumor
Take one sip: The sorority is mad
Take one sip: Coach's contract worth less than $1 million Social! Everybody take a sip: If anyone involved in the scandal says, "Vow to fight."
Take one sip: Cash payouts involved
Take one sip: Athlete in your class
Take one sip: Sketchy admissions policy Social! Everybody take a sip: If anyone involved in the scandal says, "Another blow to the program."
Take one sip: Coach takes fall
Take one sip: Coach says, "I'm happy right here"
Take one sip: Coach hits the frat party
Take one sip: TV analyst calls for ouster Social! Everybody take a sip: If anyone involved in the scandal says, "The stripper's name was ..." Dan Shanoff is a columnist for Page 2. His "Daily Quickie" commentary appears every weekday morning. |
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