Terrell's secret stash By Andy and Brian Kamenetzky Special to Page 2 |
Terrell Owens shocked a national TV audience Monday night when he pulled a pen out of his sock and autographed a touchdown ball just seconds after entering the end zone.
A vanity mirror (inside facemask): Occasionally, even Terrell needs a little inspiration. And nothing inspires Terrell more than the sight of Terrell. Copy of "The Idiot's Guide to Dancing" (inside left shoulder pad area): 'Cause sometimes you'll need pointers when you run across an emblem that invites you to "Get your swerve on." Oils, water colors, brushes (inside right shoulder pad area): In case a fan wants their autographed ball to have a little art work on it. A Sony Watchman TV, with sattelite (left wrist band): So not to miss any highlights of himself. Dice (right wrist band): Tai, J.J and Terrell like to shoot a little craps while the Niners are on D. Copy of "Throw Me The Damn Ball' (as left thigh pad): It isn't quite thick enough with reasons to properly protect Terrell, but the author's sentiment goes a long way.
Calculator and notepad (left knee pad area): If Randy's getting 40 percent of the plays, you better believe Terrell needs to be getting 41 percent bare minimum. Ham sandwich (inside right knee pad area): Not a big fan of the halftime orange slices. Mad Money (inside right shoe): For cab fare, in case he gets in a spat with Garcia and wants to cut out early. Separate, larger sized helmet: Kept on sidelines, in case of extreme head swelling.
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