 |
||
| The Island of Misfit Athletes Page 2 staff | ||
Busted and malfunctioning toys from Santa's workshop aren't the only things to be banished to an island. Page 2 has found a previously undiscovered island of "misfit athletes" in the South Pacific. Check it out, but beware: It's a darn scary place.
|
|
 Tickle-me-Turley: It looks like a cuddly sort, but don't dare touch him or he'll fly off in a rage and start throwing your other toys around. |
 Carleverettasaurus: Kids love toy dinosaurs, but not this prehistoric beast who picks fights and doesn't even think he existed. |
 Hot-Headed Tony Wheels: When this hot rod isn't battling with the big shots, he's playing bumper cars with the rest of your collection. |
Tickle-me-Turley: It looks like a cuddly sort, but don't dare touch him or he'll fly off in a rage and start throwing your other toys around. |
 Officer Not-So (Poly)nice: Don't play with this toy cop on the highway. |
 Cowboy Ryan: Yippee-ay-oh-no, this gunslinger fires insults and berates both fans and reporters. |
 Terry-In-A-Box: Pops out when you don't want him. But when you turn his crank, he'll sulk and refuse to come out and play. |
 O'Leary's Truth Or Consequences: Press a button to hear any number of tall tales -- "I never lost a game at Notre Dame ..." |