Jun 22, 2016, 10:02 PM ET The NHL awards can be large on cheese and short on teeth, the perfect combination for Las Vegas! So what better way to tell the story than through photos? Behold.
That's not slots you hear, that's Conn Smythe spinning in his grave. Dave Sandford/NHL/Getty Images Hart Trophy winner Patrick Kane had a lot more time to work on his swing this offseason. Zing! Dave Sandford/NHLI/Getty Images What are you hiding from, Braden Holtby? You know we can see you, right? Steve Ruark/Getty Images Jim Rutherford won the GM of the Year award -- and that was before he won the Stanley Cup. No, really. Bruce Bennett/Getty Images Brent Burns was up for the Norris Trophy. He didn't win. Bruce Bennett/Getty Images Drew Doughty just knew he was finally going to win the Norris Trophy. Just look at him! Jeff Vinnick/NHL/Getty Images Sidney Crosby loved bringing the Stanley Cup to the awards (here with the help of Cup keeper Phil Pritchard). Jeff Vinnick/NHLI/Getty Images You can always count on Erik Karlsson being dapper. Jeff Vinnick/NHLI/Getty Images No, awards host Will Arnett did not give a final countdown or pull any magic tricks. Ethan Miller/Getty Images Penn and Teller, trying to hypnotize people into thinking the Maple Leafs will be good next season. Ethan Miller/Getty Images Miss you already, Gordie. Ethan Miller/Getty Images Sam Harris and X Ambassadors sang that really catchy song that everyone loves, just like Ted Lindsay would have. Ethan Miller/Getty Images Jason Priestley, with nice teeth, announces the winner of the Norris Trophy (Drew Doughty), who didn't bring all his teeth. Ethan Miller/Getty Images Looking good, Dominik Hasek! (You too, Kevin Weekes!) Ethan Miller/Getty Images Braden Holtby won best beard-and-hair combination. Also, the Vezina. Ethan Miller/Getty Images Pulling the night shift, Michael Keaton finds the spotlight while doing his best Birdman impression. Ethan Miller/Getty Images
