Everybody's response and wit and was much appreciated, and after careful deliberation we're happy to share the winners. Congratulations surffish726 and Upper-V, your new boards are ready for wax. Here's what they had to say:
"Just wait for it, 10 seconds later that wave threw him back on that board and he rode it all the way to the beach.... Slater has nothing on this guy!" - surffish726
"My Kung Fu is stronger than yours." - Upper-V
Please contact us directly and we'll get the boards out to you straight away, just in time for the holidays. Email us at: espnsurfing@gmail.com.