For the third consecutive week, my calculator is smoking -- or maybe that's my brain -- as I crunch, smash and puree the numbers to determine which Chaser has the best chance to win this weekend's Sprint Cup race.
This week we'll be traveling to the land of azaleas, unnaturally pink hot dogs and way too many cars packed in too small a space. In other words, the Martinsville Speedway. The good news for the men desperately trying to reel in Jimmie Johnson is that the half-mile short track is second only to Talladega for unpredictable calamity. The bad news? Well, the numbers speak for themselves. And for Johnson's rivals they look like something out of "Saw VI."