A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Barack Obama replies, "His jockey just lost his health insurance, which should be the right of all Americans."
Humorist Andy Borowitz came up with that joke in the summer of 2008, when comedians were still trying to get a handle on how to make fun of then-candidate Obama. Unfortunately, the hypothetical Obama had a point, and still does: Jockeys are getting royally screwed.
Leslie County (Ky.) High School's Ethan Wolfe, who has Down syndrome, checks into the game and knocks down a 3-pointer.
Eagles QB Jalen Hurts surprises a family, whose child is battling cancer, with a $30,000 donation to go toward a new home.
Washington coach Ron Rivera receives an ovation as he walks down the hospital hallway to ring the bell after his final day of cancer treatment.
Welcome
Quickly find the information that matters to you most by selecting your favorite sports to appear in your personal menu bar.
Follow your favorite teams and not only will they appear in your menu bar, but they will follow YOU across the site!
Once you've sworn allegiance to your favorite teams, watch how our scoreboards make sure your games are front and center!
By following the sports you care about, in myESPN you'll have instant access to news and analysis that's most important to you.
