Jose Canseco sent his twin brother, Ozzie, to fight in his stead in a boxing match over the weekend.
We were wrong about Tim Tebow's underwear endorsement. This is The Best Story to come out of things other than the NCAA tournament this month. We're big fans of the small details -- how fans smelled a rat when they compared Jose's tattoos to Ozzie's, how Ozzie has apparently subbed in for Jose at autograph sessions and how Ozzie demanded to be paid in cash. Given Jose's past pugilistic record (i.e., fighting a 7-foot tall professional MMA combatant and losing quite badly), we don't blame him for backing out, but what's your take?
What's Jose's most absurd moment?
Jose Canseco's post-baseball public life has been somewhat tragicomic. He may be a modern-day performance artist. We doubt it, though.